Thursday, October 16, 2008

Sound advice....

When I was moving into a shared house, first time away from my mum and dad's, my mate gave me same heartfelt advice - that you should never ever use shared cutlery.

Apparently he used to share a house with a guy who did the most humungous kaks that he fell into the habit of keeping a knife beside the crapper. He would simply chop up the 'mess' when finished, thereby needing to flush only once. However, when he moved out he...one can only assume in a fit of honesty and anxious not to thieve any shared property...replaced the knife in the cutlery drawer along with the others...

bleurgh!

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